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The Price of Fighting the Fight

Ten years ago, our area was overrun by the Asian longhorn beetle. We’ve been fighting it ever since. Teams of specially trained inspectors have permeated our forests and neighborhoods as they search for the beetles and their paths of destruction.

They claim that the beetles threaten our trees, but to date, not one tree has fallen victim to the bug. This does not mean, however, that we are safe. So far, about 30,000 trees have been cut down. They say that they have done this to protect our woodlands.

I wonder who is winning.

Ben

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Is Your Cutting Board Warped?

My cutting board is warped. The one I made out of the tree from the front yard. Not to name names or anything, but one of the children put ours in the dishwasher. Sometime after that, it began to develop a significant sag: the center is now lower than two outside edges, like a shallow “U.” It’s still usable, but I miss its flatness.

Before I go making another one, I’m interested in whether anyone else is having the same problem.

Please let me know here by taking this anonymous (although I could probably track you by IP address) poll:

How Is Your Cutting Board Holding Up?
Check All That Apply

  • It is still flat. (71%, 5 Votes)
  • It is warped, but sits flat. (14%, 1 Votes)
  • It is warped and doesn't sit flat. (0%, 0 Votes)
  • I still use it all the time. (57%, 4 Votes)
  • I haven't used it very much recently. (29%, 2 Votes)
  • It's all my fault, I put it in the dishwasher. (14%, 1 Votes)
  • What cutting board? (14%, 1 Votes)

Total Voters: 7

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Why We Need More Hurricanes

I believe that we should schedule hurricanes a little more often. I got an incredible amount of stuff done yesterday:

The generator is all tuned up and working great.

The sump pump (the one I installed hastily during the last flood) is now in its new hole in the floor and properly piped.

The chainsaw has gas in it and runs well.

The lawn furniture and the fire pit are stored in the garage.

The barbecue grill has a full propane tank.

It’s a shame that it takes the threat of such destruction to accomplish so much.

Ben

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A Great Cook?

One of the child’s friends was over for dinner the other night. I made chicken sandwiches on the grill. After the first bite, the friend exclaimed,

“This tastes just like something from Burger King … except better for you.”

End of story.

Ben

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The Two Heroes of Harry Potter

Now that the Harry Potter sensation is coming to an end, I’d like to present my nominations for the the two heroes of the franchise: J.K. Rowling and Neville Longbottom.

J.K. Rowling is responsible for more kids reading more books than anyone else in the history of the world. She gets my deepest respect for pulling that off in this age.

If you were paying attention, Harry, Ron and Hermione just messed things up. Neville was the one who consistently got things right. I want to be like him.

Ben

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A Good Sleep

I went back to see a movie for the second time last night. Unlike the first showing, I brought my wife along for this one. I was counting on her to let me know how it came out in case I slept through it again. Turns out that I did.

She couldn’t help. Because she slept through it too.

Ben

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If an Instant Message Lands In the Woods …

If an instant message lands in the woods but nobody is there to hear it, does it really exist? I say no. Some members of my family say yes. I’m right. They are welcome to IM me to disagree — but I’m not sure I’ll be there to listen.

Ben

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Should Waiters Be Allowed to Talk?

I went to dinner tonight at a fancy brew-pub in Boston. The maître d’ seated us and left us with our menus. A few minutes later, our waiter showed up. He asked if this was our first time here. We admitted that it was. He explained that this place is famous for their homemade beers … they used to make them in house … but they don’t anymore. He went on to tell us that the place had been closed for the past four months to be reinvented and had only recently reopened. He said that the menu is new this month. He asked us if we had any questions about the changes.

We didn’t.

Ben

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Why Even Bother Having a Phone?

Thirty-three years ago I decided I needed to get connected … it was time to become accessible. So I got a telephone. And a telephone number. Someone even printed it in a big giant book. And you can still call a special number, give them my name and address, and for just a few dimes more, automatically get connected.

Wow.

Then I got married. And then I had kids. They’re all great. They protect me. From all kinds of things. Including phone calls.

No matter how many times I tell them that our phone number is published so that if people want to talk to me — all they need to do is call — and I’d be happy to talk with them — 24 hours a day — no matter what I’m doing — they don’t get it. “He’s busy.” “Can I ask who is calling?” “Can I take a message?” Not my idea.

You have my permission to tell them that you want to talk with me anyway.

Ben

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The Role of Applause at a Public Meeting

Sometimes, at Town Meeting, there’s a woman who gets up to speak and just goes on and on. And on. When we’ve all had enough, when she pauses to take a breath, the audience spontaneously bursts into applause. Startled, she stops, which gives the Moderator a chance to retake his meeting. She’s the only one we clap for.

I went to a meeting last week. I was the only “regular” person in the room. Everyone else, although many of them were partly “regular,” all had on a different hat, too — somehow, each of them worked for the people hosting the meeting. And the purpose of the meeting was to solicit the opinions of “regular” people. It was supposed to be a “conversation.”

I don’t do “conversations.” So I thought about what I wanted to say, wrote it down, and showed up.

After a few minutes of delicate comments from around the room, I raised my hand. After a few more delicate comments, the facilitator called on me. I spoke for 2 minutes and 15 seconds. When I finished, I paused to take a breath; the whole room erupted with thunderous applause. I was the only one they clapped for all night.

Driving home, I wondered if they were trying to shut me up. Or, if I said what everyone else in the room couldn’t say because those other hats were in their way.

This has happened to me before.

Ben

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